Slothy Corp | Holding Company for Software Assets

A holding company for software assets designed to outlast their operators. We don't rush. We accumulate. Control is a side effect of consistency.

Principles

How we operate. Not aspirations—policies.

Built to survive attention, neglect, and time. Infrastructure that doesn't require heroics to maintain.

Less motion. More outcome. We optimize for signal clarity, not activity metrics.

Small advantages, collected patiently. The returns arrive later. We can wait.

Quietly acquiring leverage.

Relay

Shipping

Moves signals where they need to go. Quietly.

Ledger

In progress

A record of what matters. And what will later.

Anchor

Private

Stability as a feature. Availability as policy.

Products may fail. The company persists.

We build small, focused software products designed to last.

We are not trying to move fast and break things. We build things that don't break.

The corporation that accidentally took over the world… eventually.

Build quietly.

Improve slowly.

Own forever.